What do you mean you don't drive in blizzards?

"What do you mean you don't drive in blizzards? I know you know how to drive in the snow - you're a Northerner!"
- Manager following a 44-inch snowfall. The Southern city had no snowplows and the Governor had declared a state of emergency.
Employee had survived a fatal car accident in an ice storm as a child.

My Boss Said What?!

Let's be honest - being an employee in Post-Recession America sucks. Most of us busted our butts in our 20s, 30s, and beyond to find ourselves stuck in abusive work situations, dead-end jobs, race-to-the-bottom permatemp hell situations that border on indentured servitude... or some combination of the above.
You're not lazy, you're not crazy, and you're not entitled.
Well, OK, maybe you are entitled in which case, keep it up. You're calling out the Emperor's saggy pasty skin and making it easier on the rest of us.

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